May God help us steal (By the way, is there a God of thieves?)

This one is cute, innocent, and naive croockery!

First he asked at my country's embassy/chamber of commerce something, for some wikileaks about me!
May I know what nationality am I?
Am I living in my nationality country or am I an imigrant in another country?
In the second case, which embassy/chamber of commerce did he asked about me?

Than, second important step, he prayed God for me!
Which God, the God of thieves?
And what for?
To help him steal, or to help HIM steal from ME?

Cherry on the cake: My name is similar to the one who'se money he wants to steal, clear??
Good!
Unfortunately the supposed zombie can have 5000 names, being one who died in a massive naturall disaster in Jawa, so what my name is after all?
May I have 5000 names please!!!!! Guiness book of records is written on me! Yeeehaaaaaaa!

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FROM THE DESK OF : MR SAMUEL AMANKWEH .
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA ( B C B )
BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA.
ATTENTION PLEASE,
I,MR SAMUEL AMANKWEH a banker, BANK COMMERCIAL BURKINA( B C B ) BURKINA FASO,WEST AFRICA. i got you contact from your commerce and chambers in your embassy here BURKINA. When i was searching for a foreign partner which name similar to our late customer, according to your profile,you are capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity, when i prayed to God almighty about you.
One of our late customer had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2004 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of January 2007. Sadly our late customer was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end.
Our bank executives yet to know about his death, I knew about it because its our one customer. he did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my we have discussed about fund which it will be lodge to the bank treasure. so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved and its 100% assurance the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, i will come to your country for my share after the fund transfer to your account . Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET.

Tel:+226 75907071

Web site: http://www.mofa.go.jp/policy/disaster/indonesia-2/index.html
Anticipating your communication.
MR SAMUEL AMANKWEH.

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The rest you know how it works, somebody finds out and wants a bribe to shut up, Samuel has no money to pay, so you must pay ten thou' to close the deal, and once the money are gone from you pocket, neither Samuel nor his e-mail ever existed.

Just how stupid they think am I?

I think they are the stupids here, holly crap, open up your umbrellas, it's raining idiots again!

Finnaly a scammer that did his due dilligence on me!

As you wuould see below, the dude "received encouraging informations about me" from a not better specifyed investigator or source.

As a matter of fact we are already friends, before we knew eachother, see, he already calls me "Dear Friend", he must love me sooooooo much...

And he trusts me to steal with him some cash that is untraceable, wow, clean money with no origin and nobody to chase you for robbery, what best you want?

Here is the letter:

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AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

Dear Friend,


I received encouraging information about you and how trust worhty you are. I am delighted with such a useful information.I am the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($20.5)million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days.This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer(the owner of the account)died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2000.

I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund.So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.(MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER From Munich, Germany) Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also, note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Thanks with best regards,
Yours truly,
Alhaji Suleman.

REPLY ME WITH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS alhaji_suleman28@voila.xxxxxxxx


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The rest you already know how it works, and if you don't, read the other blogs here!