Thursday, March 31, 2011

The dumb and the dumber!

Really cute of them to seek for me to give me my inheritance, pitty I could be anybody, as long as I give them some money, before they vanish with all the inheritance story... lol.

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Hello Sir,


My name is Dr. Michael George of {CBN}. I am informing you of an attempt by 2 gentlemen,
Dr.Marvin King of Canada(your respresentative) and Egnr. Moses Okon (your partner) who came to my office to put up claims for your inheritance.

After series of investigation we discovered that the inheritance claim belongs to you.

Amongst the documents presented by the two men is an authorization letter/Power Of Attorney purpotedly signed by you.

Consequently we are contacting you to confirm if you actually sent them to collect these funds on your behalf.

You are therefore directed to contact me/office within the next 48hours with your confirmation or a counter claim.
This is to enable us regularise and effect payment accordingly.

Finally, this office shall not be held liable for any erroneous payment.
Be advised.

I awaits your immediate prompt response.

Thank you.
Dr. Michael George

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How is this working?

Answer it, no matter your name you will automatically be the heir!

And naturally you must pay some sort of attorney taxes beforehand, and... welll.. you already know the rest!

Once money exchange hands, that's it, no more inheritance, no attorney ever existed, and at their e-mail nobody will ever reply again!

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Crazy little thing called LOVE

One must be dumbly inlove with money to believe all this crap!
Read on:
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I write to inform you that we have transferred USD$100,000 dollars.
I would have called to give you the MTCN on phone but I have lost your call number.
I decided to email you the MTCN and sender name so that you can pick start cashing your money in USD5000.00 daily instalment with the same
MTCN and sender's name which will be valid for 20 days until you cash the full $100,000.00usd as it automatically activates for use for 20 days after the first reactivation.

The money is available for pick up which was deposited for transfer to you by one MR Bernard Harry from BLACKBERRY MOBILE LOTTERY.
The money is available for pick up by receiver(you) but when you track it, it will display PICKED UP due to the fact that it has been deactivated from our head office for security reason because it has stayed too long in the air as we have been trying to reach you on the phone for some days now but it was not reachable, so it was blocked. therefore you can not cash it out in any western union office due to its restriction from our head office,which was a security measure because the money has been in the air for three days now and maybe in danger, hence the mtcn has to be reactivated to enable you cash out the money in any western union office in your area, the reactivation of the MTCN will cost you a token of $85,once this is paid, our head office will release the fund on hold to enable you cash it.To be sure of this please log on to www.westernunion.com and click on track to and enter the sender's info and mtcn below.

Sender's Fist name: Perry
Sender's Last Name: Poston
MTCN: 0341153617
Question: Who Is Great
Answer: God
Amount: $5000.00USD
Total Amount To be cashed:$100,000usd

I advise you to use Western Union Money Transfer office close to you for sending the $85 with the below information.

Receiver:Richard Otubu
ADRESS:48 new lagos road, benin city. Nigeria.

After the payment has been sent by you, send us the following information SENDER'S NAME:, COUNTRY:, MTCN:, TEST QUESTION:, TEST ANSWER:, AMOUNT SENT ($85)



Thanks
Best Regards
Mr.Phoenix Mcferrin.
western union Office,
NIGERIA OFFICE.
Western Union® Money Transfer
Email: western_unioneheadoffic11@w.cn
Tel: +2348025046348

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Transaltion for dumbs: I placed five thousand USD in the western union and I'll give you a secret code that allows you to withdraw one hundred thousands USD out of them if you send me 85 USD to activate the account.

This is reverse math dudes!

How much is 100.000,00 out of 5.000,00??? Right, a negative number! Daily installments ??? yeah, right!

And a positive dumber tries to trick you into this! And of course you must pay him 85 dollars for that!

It makes me laught to tears! LOL

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Mubarak is dead, long live Mubarak!

Can you believe this, the dumb isn't yet burried, and the online croocks are on his name to steal from my pocket something, anything!
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Oggetto: FROM:THE SON OF FORMER EGYPTIAN PRESIDENT'S
Da: hamzden@att.net
A:
CC:
Data: 02/01/2001 07:41
From: Kamal Hosni Mubarak Son of
former Egyptian president’s
c/o; Barrister Hamza Hamden,


To whom may concern
Sir/Ma,

My name is barrister Hamza Hamden a confidential legal adviser to(Kamal Hosni Mubarak the Son former Eygptian president Hosni Mubarak who was ousted from office on the 11/02.2011 which brought political turmoil for weeks in Egypt before he resigned on the above date.

Now the family is under house monitoring my the president military head of new government and their properties is been taken over of the government hence he advised me to contact anybody who can help him receive a huge amount of money and use it and help the orphanage, charity and people of Haiti/southern Sudan/Africa and the money balance should invest on behalf of his name and cover up with a new name/company.

For more details of what happened visit this webpage for details.

http://www.financialexpress.com/news/Mubarak-family-riches-attract-focus/749663/

http://www.woodtv.com/dpps/news/international/probe-sought-in-egypt-of-mubarak-family-finances-wd11-jgr_3721655

The total amount is US$215,000,000.00 (two hundred and fifteen million u.s dollar) only and has been deposited in five different vault in LONDON as soon as i hear from you then we shall secure vital legal documents that will back you up to receive one part of the fund in cash delivery to you but you keep all arrangement very confidential because this is for your eyes only to avoid any blackmails.

Kindly contact me with the above confidential email for details with your full name, address and telephone/mobile number.

May Almighty Allah Guide you successfully.

Yours faithfully,

Barrister Hamza Hamden
Liverpool, United Kingdom.
Confidential email: hamzenh@blumail.org

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The comments I leave them to you!